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• IF YOU'RE USING ROPE YOU'RE JUST PLAYING YOURSELF - Seriously Bear's Built These Hammock Straps With Polar Bear Strength and Panda Bear Softness, You Won't Find a Higher Quality Hammock Strap in this Galaxy.
• YOUR LOCAL HIPPIE ENDORSES US... If you're a Hippie you already know, If not ask the hippie down the street from you rockin' some Rasta colors. If You want to live the Hammock life, It's Bear Butt or die. Seriously be Chill and Adventurous.
• WE KNOW YOU LOOKED AT OTHER STRAPS... - No We Don't Feel Betrayed, We're Just Hoping that You Can Support A Small Start Up Company Reach Some Dreams. Our Bears Even Skipped Out On Hibernation To Put Together These 10 Foot Long x 1 Inch Wide Hammock Tree Straps. Each Equipped with 20 Loops, And Yes This Product Was Tested on Animals. That's Why We Added Heavy Duty Triple Stitched Seams That Hold 1000 pounds(However We have tested higher for 1200 POUNDS or two of our kid-friendly Panda Bears.)
• GRIZZLY STRENGTH? WE THINK SO - Over the Mountains and Through The Woods To Bear Butt's Sweat Shop We Go... Our Leading Team Of Black Bears Designed A Tubular Polyester Strap(Whatever the Heck that Means) And Having Our Products Tested In The Alaskan Wilderness We Know They're Tough, They Don't Absorb Water, Mildew, Or Deteriorate From UV Light. DISCLAIMER: Testing On Animals Is More Accurate Than Testing On Humans, Sorry Animal Activists...The Bears were Paid well...
• QUIT PRETENDING YOU KNOW HOW TO TIE KNOTS, GIRLSCOUT - You and I Both Know That The Only Knot You Know How To Tie Is On Your Shoe. Treat Yourself Like A Cool Kid And Snag Some Bear Straps It TAKES LESS THAN ONE MINUTE TO SET UP, So Quit Wasting Time Buttercup And Add It To Your Cart...